Translated by Kurozuki (manga@kurozuki.com). This is a loose translation, since I am not fluent in Japanese. I've had to do it by ear, so there are bound to be some errors.
21. The tortoise and the hare
Luna: Usagi's fairy tale reversal series, number one:
"The tortoise and the hare".
[kame and usagi]
Usagi: Hey, hey, Ami-chan. I mean, Kame-chan.
Ami: What is it, Usagi-chan?
Usagi: Will you race with me one more time?
Ami: Why? The outcome is already decided.
Usagi: But that's no fair... The tortoise runs ahead of me while I'm
sleeping!
Ami: Isn't that your fault, Usagi-chan?
Usagi: That may be, but let's do it again. Come on, please. I won't
sleep or anything this time!
Ami: Oh, I guess I have no choice.
-
Man: Well, this is a quite a turn of events. The tortoise and the
hare will have a great race here on the grounds of the Juuban
shopping district. Whatever happens, this is sure to be a
great competition. I'm your play-by-play announcer, Zoe Syte.
FX: [Gun fires.]
Zoe Syte: Now, they're both starting at once!
Usagi: Ack!
Zoe Syte: Oh, right at the start, the hare has fallen down!
Usagi: Owwww...! *sob*
Zoe Syte: She's crying, how pitiful. That's no way to win the sprint.
Usagi: Wahhhh!! *sob*
Zoe Syte: And with that she has gone from first to second place. Fast,
fast! The hare is rapidly falling behind!
Usagi: Why is the tortoise so fast?
Zoe Syte: It's the tortoise, the tortoise! It's crossing the finish
line first!
Ami: Usagi-chan... You can't neglect making an effort...
Usagi: Hahaha... I guess not... That's right! The thing is, it was
a mistake to put Ami-chan in the role of the tortoise. All
right, I'll go with a different story!
22. Rocky mountain
Luna: Usagi's fairy tale reversal series, number two:
"Rocky mountain".
Usagi: Hey, hey, tanuki-san!
Rei: Why am I a tanuki? That's not funny!
[A tanuki is something like a raccoon dog, and it Japanese folklore
it has transformation powers and a habit of causing mischief.]
Usagi: I can't help it! I'm appealing what's been established.
Rei: Fine... Hmph! If there's a tanuki that's this cute with such
a good personality, I'd like to meet it! So... What do you
want with me?
Usagi: I'm wondering if you'd race me in these boats to the shore
over there.
Rei: What!? In this mud boat and this wood boat?
Usagi: Come on.
Rei: Well, then allow me to use this fine mud boat.
Usagi: (Heh heh heh... She fell for it. That boat will melt apart in
the water!)
Rei: Huh? Did you say something?
Usagi: N- No, nothing!
-
Zoe Syte: Well, this is a quite a turn of events. The athlete Usagi is
not giving up. But today it's a boat race! What on earth will
happen this time. Now, the two are starting off!
FX: [sinking in water]
Rei: What's going on!? My boat is completely melting apart!
Usagi: All right! This puts an end to all those tales from the past!
Rei: Hmph. Nice one, Usagi. Watch this!
Usagi: What? That's a light transformation pen! What's a tanuki
doing with one?
Rei: A tanuki can change into anything. To make use of that
ability, I borrowed this transformation pen!
Usagi: This is terrible!
Rei: Mars Power! Turn me into a beautiful, magnificent puppet!
Zoe Syte: Oh! The tanuki athlete transforms into a human! It's plump
breast is revealed!
Rei: Ahahaha. A figure like this fits me the best after all. See
you later, Usagi. Bye-bye.
FX: [splash in the water]
Usagi: Rei-chan?
Rei: I made a hole in the bottom of your boat.
Usagi: What did you say!?
Rei: Your punishment for trying to trick me! See you later!
Usagi: That's so mean! Ack!
FX: [ship sinks into the water]
23. Inaba white hare [Not done. Sorry!]